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Friday, January 7, 2011

24 Observations to Consider for 2011

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive from those nuns really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on about turn # 5... I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be far more interesting if they described how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired... So how come it is so hard to sleep when I go to bed? We need a sleep apnea mask that is tubeless!

10. Bad decisions make good stories that everyone wants to hear, read or watch. 

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work, usually after lunch, when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray DVD? I don't want to have to restart my movie collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my thirty-eight page OEM proposal response to an RFP that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep more than a few people's phone numbers in my phone's contact list just so I know when NOT to answer a phone call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night that more kisses begin with Bud or Miller Lite than with Kay's.

17. I wish my Navigon GPS had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger... Especially when working late in the evening!

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them day after day after day...

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is... Then check my cell phone!

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet most of us can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 2 seconds, in total darkness, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in a Hockey game in 1874... The first helmet was used in the NHL in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is worth protecting!

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